Verse 1:
This Sleazy Greetings Birthday Card gave me a surprise,
It even comes with its own kraft envelope so nice.
With imagery that never fails to make you smile,
This card is perfect for any friend who's running wild.
So whether giving it as gift or just to say hi,
You're sure they'll laugh at the hilarious puns and vibes.
Chorus:
And I can honestly report that this B-day card rocks!
Colors all rich and vibrant like an outdoor walk!
Send them this card with a message of caring and love,
Great way to show how much someone means from up above!
verse 2:
Who says funny cards are stuffy? Not in my house.
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Messed up plans got 'em feeling blue?
Send your pal something special when it seems too bleak--
This cute little bday pup will have 'em feeling sleek!
The writing's cleverly put so everyone can get a laugh;
When they open it up their day will be filled with glee and half.
Chorus:
And I can honestly report that this B-day card rocks! Colors all rich and vibrant like an outdoor walk!
Send them this card with a message of caring and love, Great way to show how much someone means from up above!
Verse 3:
So kick back relax– don't bother getting stressed out;
Just give the gift by using this fashionable route––
If you want their birthday wishes sweet not dry––
Buy one for yourself now-- no need asking why!--
Let these uplifting greetings fill hearts truly bright––
Laughing in delight surrounded by pure light—
Grab one today let the warmth pass through each space―
Every happy milestone deserves well wishers’ grace…
Outro : Sending Funny Birthdays Cards made simple with sleazy greetings― A truly heartwarming sentiment showing what true meaning.... Even better if done together as best friends accompanied… With hope your birthday rocks—all good vibes intended!!!