Scene opens on a person walking into your local card shop.
Person: Hi there! I'm looking for the perfect card to send my best friend - something cute and funny but still classy.
Card Shop Owner: Well, lucky for you we've got just the thing! We just restocked Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card For Women or Men | Cute Birthday Card For Him Her | Pun Adult Friend Bday Card with Envelope | Hope Your Birthday Rocks (Link to Amazon) - it'll make your pal roar with laughter! It's designed in the USA on thick, durable cardstock and folds up nicely at 5x7 inches so you can save postage too. Plus its blank inside so you have space to write any message you'd like!
Person: That sounds great, I'll take one for sure! What else is special about this one?
Card Shop Owner: Oh wow, not only does it come with a matching kraft envelope – providing an extra touch of class – but it also features his famous meme photo wearing that tight black turtle neck and fanny pack sure to leave 'em rolling on the floor laughing all night long. Great choice if ya ask me!
Person: Wow, talk about ticking all the boxes – thanks so much for helping me out here, I know my friend will love this!!