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! "Sleazy Greetings: The Perfect Balance of Classy and Sassy!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

When it's time to bring out the heavy artillery for birthdays, there's no better weapon of choice than Sleazy Greeting Funny Birthday Card! This card provides new opportunities of epic puns and hilarity that will satisfy any birthday boy or girl.

The uncoated texture on the inside is appealing and easy to write your own messages - so much easier than trying to craft a masterpiece with a script-fonted WordDoc. Plus, nothing beats knowing you're sending an original message from the heart rather than another cookie cutter cards from Hallmark. And let's not forget about how stylish and chic the design is - Sleazy Greetings always manages to walk the perfect balance between classy and sassy!

My last birthday surprise would put Tiger Woods' final swing at The Masters '97 magnificently echoed in these very halls of golf nostalgia. With Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card I was able to sink my drive in one shot by making sure my best friend felt appreciated on her special day. Being miles away didn't stop me though, I had this card delivered straight into her loving arms just in time - Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card For Women or Men | Cute Birthday Card For Him Her ended up being bigger success then I ever thought possible! Everyone was highly impressed by its creative look as well as its uniquely punchy humor which lightened up everyone's mood right away simply marvellous but did without being too pushy (at least compared to what Uncle Bob does every year).

To sum it all up: if you want guaranteed laughs packed with some sleek style then go for Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card. It'll be nice addition anyone's collection even if they don’t particularly like cheesy puns…or fanny packs

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