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"Happy Nuts The Ballberâ„¢: A Tale of Comfort and Perfection!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

O'er HAPPY NUTS The Ballberâ„¢

A tale of comfort I must tell,

For it's the trendiest trimmer that nobody can sell!

Powerful motor to give you ease,

No cuts or nicks when you get down on your knees!

IPX7 waterproof making cleanup a breeze,

150 minutes of charge and more than enough keys!

Nut-safe blade to keep them safe as can be,

While looking around there're no signs of glee.

Ergonomic design both slim and small,

Keeping those tight areas trim for us all!

Happy Nuts offers us perfection in style--the best ball shaver money could buy;

For keeping clean below is just part of the sigh.

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