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"Groom in Style with The Ballber by Happy Nuts!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

For he who is concerned with body groom,

Try the Ballber by Happy Nuts o'er here, a perfect zoom!

A low vibration and high power motor too,

Gains you control over that stubbly 'do.

With IPX7 waterproof when in the morn shower

Quick clean up so there's no need to cower.

The battery's charge lets you manscape for hours,

No nicks or cuts from its Nut-Safe Blades powers!

Two cutting edges make it useful for sure,

Ergonomic design fits in spots for sure.

So go try The Ballber - It'll make your day fly,

As your below belt grooming makes life sunny and bright!

Check it out!

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