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"Rhode Island Novelty 4.5 Inch Puff Cigar: A Fun and Relaxing Treat!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1

There I was just lookin' 'round the store,


When searchin' for something to play pretend with galore.


My eyes caught hold of a little cigar so sleek,

Itchie-Titchie: The Rhode Island Novelty 4.5 Inch Puff Cigar a must-have treat!



Chorus

(Dum-dee-dee) Grab a puff and grab your friend's too!

(Dum-dee-dee) Pick up the racket gettin crazy it's true.< br>(Dum--dee)Little 4.5 inch cigars sweet to use,
(Ahh Ahhh Ahh....Rhode Island Novelty 4.5 Inch Puff Cigar!)




Verse 2

Already buzzin like a beehive with fun in mind,
Loaded up my backpack stuffed one of each kind.
I'll buy ten boxes it will sufice or more,
Ages three plus no need to worry about record score.



Bridge

Plays are good times that never end! With this cool cig you can tend...all trend.< Br>: What an awesome way just chill and relax while looking super fly like Machiavelli style facts.: Play in disguise man no better way waiting you on `Amazon here go make your day” : Check out this link - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HNDPIXG?tag=absurdophile-20 - Get whatcha need right now says me !

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