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"The Beast: ManSquatch Co. Waterproof Electric Pubic Hair Trimmer - A Manscaper's Dream!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

I was given the ManSquatch Co. The Beast Waterproof Electric Pubic Hair Trimmer for Men and I must say, I am beyond impressed! This little trimmer packs a punch with its incredibly powerful battery-driven motor and its unique SafeCut Technology and SmoothStroke Technology.

Since purchasing this trimmer, my life has been much more pleasant – no more worrying about nicking or cutting myself while manscaping (especially down south), no pulling of hairs or skin irritation, nice even cuts...All around an amazing investment! And did I mention it is 100% waterproof? Perfect for when you are giving yourself a trim in the shower or fully submerged in a lake… Now we’re not saying go suds up in a lake but it definitely makes me feel confident I won’t have to do any ‘short & curly clean up’ afterwards.

What really made me appreciate this product was that funny anecdote told by one of my friends who tried using another brand before switching to ManSquatch Co. He said that after his manscape trimming experience he had accidentally shaved dirt from his arm onto unmentionable areas..all because of the inferior products available on the market… But thanks to THE BEAST all these worries are gone!

Anything else would be like trying to carve Mount Rushmore with an X-Acto knife - just not worth it. ;)

For anyone looking for a high quality electric pubic hair trimmer with reduced risk of nicks and cuts, look no further than ManSquatch Co.'s The Beast. It's definitely earned its place as my ultimate go-to manscaper trimmer for men!

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