Welcome to ManSquatch Co. The Beast Waterproof Electric Pubic Hair Trimmer for Men! Link
His jaw drops when he sees it, just like the first time they ever kissed…
This trimmer is nothing short of a beast; let’s get to manscaping this mess!
The thought used to make them cringe, but no more reasons for those grins—
Let the water run hot and the blades spin fast and come out with smoother skin!
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ManSquatch Co., you always seem to know— bringin' us newsworthy shows!
Leading us through our grooming woes, so show us what else you can bestow!
You show your power with The BEAST - treatin's first class at least!!
Making men look great looks easy breezy & smooth as silk unique hugggghhheeessss\
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Now's Our turn to prove that we'll do right by giving it its props tonight!!!
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Let history be told 'bout this manly sight..for eternity NO SHAME in plain sight!!
He steps into shower-- now no reason for fear —no nicks or cuts while getting his rear!!
And feeling mighty fine -- all clean in record time—
No need anymore dreading perfectionism prime---
thanks again ManSquatchers devine !! (Chorus)
He grabs THE BEAST between his hands ---Achievement unlocked: Perfection expands!!!!
Happily keeping that rugged masculine style -- taking away confusion without any guile
Gathering some appreciation from someone on their journey--Grace immediately fills up heart Melancholy...
An accomplishment fully enjoyed sincerely.... truly unparalleled entirely!!! (Chorus)
So if ya want somethin' special then go take a peek…ManSquatch Co.'s here one hundred percent guaranteed!!! SmoothStroke technology making grooming look divine …tickles lighter than feathers being swept along a linee!!!! SafeCut Technology becomes visible in full bloom –making sure softer side will always find an extra room\....................... In conclusion…. Mansquatched looking cuuuuuutttteee with grace and poise , listen closely since hush shall not suffice!!!!! Cuteness soaring high above deep blue skies.....THE TRUTH IS IN THERES NO MISSING OUT ON THIS PRIZE!!!!!!!! (chorus x3).