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"VIKICON Electric Body Trimmer: No More Fumbling Around!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, it's about time I hooked up somethin' for the real dudes out there.

Just check this electric trimmer from VIKICON, body groomer for men let me tell you 'bout it right here!

Cordless and portable with a USB Type-C Charging - that means no more power cables dangling off your wall socket

Edit any length of hair in minutes while lookin' sharp like a rocket!

Chorus:

Electric Body Trimmer is simply killer, just plug ‘em in to charge when gettin’ stiller

Groom like a pro without danger or fear, LED light to see hidden hairs clear

Verse2:

This body trimmer does wonders everywhere including back and scalp hair

Adjust 3 trim lengths at the same time that'll make you fly like an owl in the air

For those who don't know how to bikini line shaven', no worries they got yah covered too

This new release is what every man needs even if yah ain't went through puberty yet! (Yaw)

Chorus 2:

Electric Body Trimmer is so impressive, automatic coolness and always consistent Instead of fumbling around tryna search for blades sharp enough; just buy one cuz it's never tough

Electic Body Trimer then match it with great style And everyone knows there's nothing better thanYou won't regret trying out this product from VIKICON – smooth shave with water proof protection

Check it out!

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