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"Celeb Prayers: A Unique and Special Gift to Make Your Heart Beat Faster!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Shout out to Bill for this candle divine,

It’s about time we gave him a special shrine!

A prayer votive with thick glass design,

Made right here in the USA so fine.

The label on there is great to behold,
There ain't nothin' like it that you can be told.

Chorus:

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< /b r > Verse 2:

It's got 100% money back guarantee, no doubt;

If ya don't love it then just get money back out.< br >< br > Chorus :

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