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! "Review of Poker-Size Pack of 50 Bills: A Vegas Night at Home!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Poker-size.

Verse 1

I've got fifty bills, made right here in the USA

Pack of 50 Bills - $1,000.00 One Thousand Dollar Casino Party Novelty Fake Poker Money, it's all that I need

To have myself a real Vegas night at home and succeed

Chorus:

High rollin' with no limits tonight with my fake money and poker chips

Bringing Las Vegas to life, winning big won't be hard for me like this!

Verse 2:

Poker size nickel note cards perfect for any casino game

Surprised by the quality when they arrived feeling so tame!

Refrain:

With these bills I'm untouchable, turn into King Midas on the green felt table


(bridge): Cash out before time ends because we got more nights ahead!

Take them notes from my pockets and shout "party time!" instead

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