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! "Poret Bachelorette Party Decorations: A Toast to Joy!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Ok let's talk 'bout decorations, something so outrageous

The Poret Bachelorette Party Decorations Straws right here got my crew ecstatic!

We got a bride straw, pink diamond rings and all that bling

These favors are the highlight of our wedding!

From white Bride to simple set of 11 pieces, these I could see won't have no one ceasing

Mixed emotions in the bridal shower room we were freezing

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Poret Bachelorette Party Decorations will add some flavor and emotion

Thanks for this awesome gift full of commotion

Verse 2:

Folks grabbed their drinks with these decorations on show

Laughter filled up the air as everyone said HELLO

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Moments like this I'll never forget

Faces so happy it felt like a mini threat

From PETG plastic materials what do you know?

This product is reusable cause it's built to last yo

Took us from jovial to feeling blessed

Not only does it fit me but also fits each guest

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