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"Chill Pill Hook Pillow: A Statement of Joyful Delight!"

by Fred Threep at Absurdophile

This product hangs from the wall.

My lapel was terse, I had moods perverse

Then stumbled upon a Peking Handicraft Chill Pill Hook Pillow to quell my nerve

It serves one purpose and won't perplex

This turquoise pillow stands at sixteen by nine x

The hanging factor is quite distinct

Its weight a mere 2.25 pounds direct

A little creativity could draw everyone in sight

Make it unique with ribbons of pink or white

Fresh out of China, your troubles will cease

Your guests be enchanted – sure to bring much delight!

No need for woe 'cause you'll have this plump pillow on show

Making bold statement of joy each time opening up that door

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