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"Experience Luxury Comfort with the Peking Handicraft Pillow!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

[Verse 1]

Yo! I'm telling you to check out the Peking Handicraft Chill Pill Hook Pillow yo, straight from China!

It's a 16x9 and top notch with suave turquoise style that'll make y'all feelin' swell!

Plus real quick, this thang is 2 pounds 25 oh fo shizzle my nizzle it'll keep ya cozy for sure, no more need for those pretend sleepin' pillows anymooooooore !!

[Chorus] Ain't nothin gonna beat Peking Handicrafted comforts like thizzizzles one here!! Yo I would know - been livin so long through these chilly nights cuddlin up in its majesty of delight!!!

[Vere 2] Tell me where can you find something this perfec', crafted wit such finesse for your own home sweet home?! It's made beyond compare spread all worldwide whether Tokyo or Rome!

Folks are floored by its design 'cuz what else has all the smoothness yet firm stability combined? Yo the answer is nothing won't stop us fam we've got our hands on luxury like nobody ever can.

You can rest at ease knowing satisfaction guaranteed ain't no better pillow out there if ya see me mean??!! [Chorus repeat]

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