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"Coffee Lovers Rejoice: Cooper's Cask Gourmet Sampler Giftset"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Rhyme, rhyme, time to hit the grind

rise and shine with Cooper's Cask Coffee right on time

Gourmet sampler giftset not far behind

filled with taste profiles that'll blow your mind

Sumatra Dark got me sippin' up bolder vines

then Kenya AA let me shift in sweet sublime

So I tried a sip of Rwanda Medium so fine

Natural Ethiopian then brought this coffee-drinking show online!

A fresh pound of beans delivered each day? What bliss!

Soft aroma like silk stockings by carousels kissed.

No caffeine freezes; no bleaches; None blended at all

Only Grade 1 stuff is what’ll make this vibe stand tall

My friends came round for coffee and showed surprise

To 'coz we had gourmet types dished out in our eyes.

With a wide selection of finest flavors they didn’t miss

We quickly discovered why [Cooper's Cask](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07124Z2Q2?tag=absurdophile-20) stands o'er all pricier bids!

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