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"Cooper's Cask Coffee: Bliss in a Box!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Ain't no better product than the Gourmet Coffee Sampler Gift Box Set,

Each flavor's brewed from single origin beans and can bring you to bliss!

Four bags of pure joy so that taste buds are sure to get rocked,

Cooper's Cask Coffee know what they're doing when it comes down to the pot.

With Grade One beans and a full bodied flavour profile this coffee won't disappoint

Rave reviews been coming in like a freight train rolling through town

Small batch roasting ensures that you extract maximum flavour loud.

Ver2:

The Whiskey Advocate gave it love from miles around

In Providence Journal's 'bout time everyone found

This gift box is just perfect for someone special or dad

Start up your day with some Kenya AA medium-dark instead!

Natural Ethiopian Medium-Light be where its at ,

Enough for one pound total which means you could drink all day flat.

Butler satisfaction guaranteed sound dope?

You won't see nor find another brew quite as smooth as this soap !

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