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"Giant Grand Mamas: Undies that Bring Laughter and Cheer!"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

Get this Giant Grand Mama Undies here today and show everyone that you care!

I heard the news 'bout GIant Grand Mamas,

So I thought to myself "these must be great"

Been searching online for where I could buy em'

When an Amazon link let me know they're here waiting

Called my family, friends and strangers near

Gave away word as far as I could hear

Said don't miss out on these undies so grand,

Huge Mommy Undie givin' laughs throughout the land

These panties ain’t no joke, waistline 80 inches round

(80!) ,yuh huh yeah, lace enough to put on display for a crowd. Big old bloomers like never seen before (yeauuugh) The biggest tush's been happy ever more

Now ladies & fellas yall should get in line snappin’ up these granny pantalones are divine Everyday from Christmas to Valentine we need some jolly underwear just fine Get this Giant Grand Mamma Underwear here. Let those chuckles begin!x2

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