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"Batty Bargains' Ebullient Bobblehead: Unbeatable Vibes for Your Ride!"

by Millie Lennial at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, Batty Bargains got me feelin' complete

They gave me an ebullient Bobblehead Border Collie Mutt with Car Dashboard Adhesive to keep my ride sweet!

It easily mounts on my car and I can take it easy,
Leavin' no permanent residue 'cause it's so sleazy.

Verse 2 :
The Spring loaded head has a real nice surprise,
Vibratin' energetic off the dashboard as we cruise by.
With a fluffy body and bouncin' head, decoratin' any space is what you'll end up doin'.Batty Bargains Ebullient Bobblehead Border Collie Mutt with Car Dashboard Adhesive, It's all that I need-- ain't nothin else to prove it!

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