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"Awe-Inspiring Appeal: The Celebrity Prayer Candle"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

The Celebrity Prayer Candle is quite a sight so take heed,

It really stands out with its perfect appeal,

When you open the box and it's put on display,

You'll find the 8 inch glass to be top of the shelf grade.

Celebrity Prayer Candle is sure to please

With its thick vinyl label that never will freeze

High quality handmade wares throughout every state

Will surely make your heart palpitate!

Its original designs are unique and quite nifty

And for any complaints you get a full refund quickly

This candle is indeed an amazing feat,

It has features you simply can't beat!

So buy now this Celebrity Prayer Candle,

And laughter and joy are guaranteed no matter what handle!

Check it out!

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