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"A Grandmother's Klingon Coffee: Lavazza Espresso Barista Gran Crema!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

I am proud to tell you about my new favorite coffee beans: Lavazza Espresso Barista Gran Crema Whole Bean Coffee Blend, Medium Espresso Roast, Oz Bag (Packaging May Vary) Barista Gran Crema - 2.2 LB, 35.2 Ounce 2.2 Pound (Pack of 1) Barista Gran Crema! Pronounced flavor and aroma with a rich body - truly remarkable in an espresso machine or as drip coffee! I was amazed at the long lasting creamy taste, just like my grandmother used to make back on Qo'noS! Its balanced profile of chocolatey and spicy aromas coupled with its round flavor makes it perfect for any time of day and definitely ideal when entertaining guests Klingon style in the evening hours while swapping tales from your Ka'tagh memoirs!. And best yet - it doesn't take away from our treasured traditions by containing Non-GMO ingredients so we can proudly brew it for ourselves as well as others visiting us here on ceremony occasions on our ship or home planet sayings! What is more - delivered fresh directly from Italy each bag contains one 2.2 pound package working out to almost 3 full kilos value worth enjoying; Klingons that know me have already noticed how quickly extra supplies just seem to vanish never making their way into storage shelves! Highly recommended if you ever get a chance try this blend !

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