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't know what hit 'em/ "14k Gold Pizza Pendant: A Delicious Gift for Your Doll!"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile

Chorus:

It's that pizza pendant charm, y'all/14k gold so it stands tall/for all the food and drink fans out there joinin' in the call/pick up this necklace of splendor to honor your doll!/Don't trip, just click here before it sells too far!

Verse 1:

When I saw 14k Yellow Gold Enameled Pizza Slice Pendant Charm Necklace Food Drink Fine Jewelry For Women Gifts For Her, I knew my girl was gettin' her wish./Stick a swom in set like a sapphire diamond ring wasn't quite fit for her dish./So why not grab this bling as a gift for whichever occasion will make it tick? Sweet deal on limited collection with IceCarats approved authenticity guarantee./This cute surprise is here in time for December 2022, plus satisfaction gaurantee!!

Verse 2:

Go hard in the paint and show 'em what you got cuz the only thing better than love is rockin'/the finest jewelry around when you're talkin'. This premium solid 14k yellow gold craftsmanship comes wrapped up neat with bonus cards included; an epic gift packagin'/ It's hypoallergenic as well so no worries about irritation; your fab value money will make em happy verbatim/. Get yours at Amazon while they still don

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