A fine Fake Blood Stain gift for Dad,
Will bring chuckles and lots of joy glad!
It's a classic look from hem to sleeve,
So don't be intimidated by its achieve.
I'm Fine Tee Gift is here for you - there's no doubt,
If dad jokes are your favorite spout!
Treat yourself or someone who needs a laugh;
This light weight treat ensures no gaff!
Pick up one size that fits most any frame;
Gifting fun while keeping oh so tame.
The perfect Father's Day present revealed:
Surprise him with something he wouldn't have pealed!
No pun intended when in the machine washed and dried;
Each day refines it just as if conch shell fried!