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"A Funky Fresh Halloween with the Heionia Mask!" Review

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I can't believe the looks that I've been gettin' from this Heionia Mask!

My friends ain't seen nothin' like it and they're lovin' all its tech.

This latex novelty old man costume is no joke, homeslice –

It's got a mighty head circumference so everyone fits nice!

Hook:

Ain't no other mask quite like the Heionia Mask –

Show up to Halloween parties in style like no-one else has!

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go better with scissors - Then you don’t have problems multiplying vision // And these costumes make outstanding gifts for celeb fans - From Hulk Hogan to Britney Spears and N Sync afterglow tinted tan // It's soft material won’t hurt your skin or safety plans— Non toxic latex keeps you looking cool while comfy as lamb wool quilts do grandstands (YEAHH!) // Natural role play really takes it over the top – So now we'll never forget who wore it first in every cop.

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