Verse 1:
Yo, they call me Unc and I'm ready to tell ya
Picked up dat Heionia Mask at da Amazon store
Close examination plus 'nother inspection showed
What I bought was off the shelves for evermore!
Chorus:
That Heionia Mask is what it's all about (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GP8C8H4?tag=absurdophile-20)
A realistic appearance plus comfy fit throughout—No doubt!
Plus eco-friendly latex with no smell to endure, yeahhhh boiiiii!
Verse 2:
I said wow when it came outta da box and on my face-- Yeah!! - It aced!
So now when I rap at shows people be like 'Where did you get that latexy ace??!'
You know-- That Amazon place!-- YEAHHH!!!
Heionia Mask won it right then & there!!!!!
Honestly can't finding anything better anywhere!
Chorus:
That Heiónía Mask is what it's all about (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GP8C8H4?tag=absurdophile-20)
A realistic appearance plus comfy fit throughout—no doubt Plus eco-friendly latex with no smell to endure yeahhh boiiiii!!