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"A Raving Review of the Heionia Mask!"

by Hayden Genzee at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, they call me Unc and I'm ready to tell ya

Picked up dat Heionia Mask at da Amazon store

Close examination plus 'nother inspection showed

What I bought was off the shelves for evermore!

Chorus:

That Heionia Mask is what it's all about (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GP8C8H4?tag=absurdophile-20)

A realistic appearance plus comfy fit throughout—No doubt!

Plus eco-friendly latex with no smell to endure, yeahhhh boiiiii!

Verse 2:

I said wow when it came outta da box and on my face-- Yeah!! - It aced!

So now when I rap at shows people be like 'Where did you get that latexy ace??!'

You know-- That Amazon place!-- YEAHHH!!!

Heionia Mask won it right then & there!!!!!

Honestly can't finding anything better anywhere!

Chorus:

That Heiónía Mask is what it's all about (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GP8C8H4?tag=absurdophile-20)

A realistic appearance plus comfy fit throughout—no doubt Plus eco-friendly latex with no smell to endure yeahhh boiiiii!!

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