On April 1st you're sure to have some fun,
With Nakimo Fake Poop Prank, a great result's begun!
This gag gift is perfect for tricky toys and foolin',
Two unbreakable rubber plastic poops that'll keep 'em droolin'.
It'll perfectly mimic the real deal on sight,
Mix in with food so your ruse isn't trite.
It comes from Nakimo US Trademark Brand, a name to trust,
These realistic poop jokes will raise them up off their cuffs.
For every prankster out there these packs are just divine;
A delicious gift of laughter as if it's homemade wine.
Don't worry about hurting anyone or pets nearby-
Their squeamishness makes for the best surprise!
Nakimo Fake Poop, the ultimate joke that speaks all minds: They think its funny when we hear those jingle bells chime.