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"Tree Face Ornaments: A Rap-tastic Garden Decor!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Yo, it's a rap about the Landor tree face ornaments

To dress up our gardens for holidays like Easter and Halloween chants

My friends were dazed by the scariness of this little man Hugging old trees 'till his eyes glowed - as bright as lanterns!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093FKTD7H?tag=absurdophile-20

For my garden I heard they have perfect effect, yeah!

The outdoor tree decoration is hand-casted so crisp and neat

His facial features are made with natural textures galore!!!

And no matter what season we're in he'll still protect your decor

Homey'm sure be thankful you got one tonight!

The hue of green gives gentle hues that make ya think twice

No more just plain ol' trees when you can hug them real tight!!

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