Oh sh*t yeah, it's time to get my pubic hair trimmer game on - the Pubic Hair Trimmer for Men, Updated Professional Groin Body Trimmer with LED Display is gonna make me king of all below-the-waist grooms! That advanced Denoised technology means no loud buzzing that wakes up the fam or leaves them questioning why I'm still single (womp womp). Plus 'cause it's IPX7 100% whole body washable – yep, you heard right: showerproof wet and dry clippers in one slick package – I can go from stubble to smooth real fast without worrying about nicks... just pull the skin tight and take it slow and steady. The powerful motor got juice for 120 minutes of run time per charge so even after a wild night out there'll be plenty left over to keep those unmentionables lookin' sharp through work tomorrow (heck yes!). And did I mention it comes with high performance ceramic blades too? So whatever mood my groomings in they're ready to rock like true pros every single time. Come closing credits every grooming job will be done before curtain falls! Thank gawd for this professional Pubic Hair Trimmer here night or day - getting silky smooth has never been easier (and more stylish) anyway!