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"A Close Shave with the Pubic Hair Trimmer for Men"

by Mylie Lennial at Absurdophile

I recently purchased the Pubic Hair Trimmer for men and couldn't be more pleased,

It's ultra powerful so quietly it hums,

It does my whole body with ease--it comes

With blades sharp like a surgeon's knife,

My trusty grooming tool for daily life!

Built in LED display keeps me abreast;

Its clean shaven results I cannot contest.

The waterproof design is just what I need:

No worries 'bout wetness when ta'kin a bath or showering indeed.

And charging can be done via dock or cord - no third choice to choose from it accorded!

The ceramic blades give smooth precision,

That makes its job without any mission:

With low risk of cuts 'cause of firm hold -

For best success provide we must be bold!

So trimmers get your pubes in trim -

Just follow directions precise and quicken him-

Overall my experience rates high,

Now you know why this trimmer must buy!

Check it out!

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