Imagine a stage full of people singing praises for the *Pubic Hair Trimmer for Men, Updated Professional Groin Body Trimmer with LED Display, Replaceable Ceramic Blade Heads, Showerproof Wet / Dry Clippers, Charging Dock, Ultimate Male Hygiene Razor Black*.
"We shout "Hallelujah!"
for no more grooming stress!
This trimmer is so sleek and professional;
it'll make a mess look like less!
The motor's powerful and quiet -- no more sonic screams.
The trimming heads are replaceable to achieve perfect dreams.
It's water-resistant 'cuz it cares that we don't feel pain.
It even has an LED display to help us stay sane.
So just pull tight your skin while using this hair whacker --
you won't have nicks or cuts when you follow this hack rule-packer!
A rechargeable battery stores its strength long enough for each session: two hours charges are our ultimate precision lesson!
Its ceramic pieces glide easy on skin as can be seen --
use it anywhere as there's no cord in between!!
Finally---this trimmer looks oh so sharp and none can top it--
one shave with this baby makes pubes all go pop-pow!!*