[Verse 1]
Y'all, I bought this pic of Richard Simmons
You all need to check it out when you can
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RXML7YG?tag=absurdophile-20
it's the bomb!
From USA not from China - quick shipping!
[Chorus]
Total protection 'cause it comes with
Cardboards we can depend on
Bright sticker says "Do Not Bend,"
Ready frame if ya wanna extend
The glossy photo paper's so perfect, ya'll
A Richard Simmons 8 by 10 makes us all feel small
[Verse 2]
We oughta go back in time, kick up our heels
And call out his name, cuz he inspires real feels
Get a piece of his spirit, and hang it on your wall
Then you know simmons is never gonna fall