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"Fun Found in Frog Mask: Perfect for Halloween and Christmas!"

by LaLa Lucy at Absurdophile

I'm looking for some fun and I found it in this Frog Mask, uh-huh!

It's perfect for Halloween and even my Christmas show.

This latex mask really comes alive with a quick shrug,

Buy it here to wear alone or dress up big!

When you try it on your cosplay lights up the room,

Big smiles of delight will quickly bloom!

Encouraging reactions at any Carnival too—

Wear this frog mask adult way more than just one time, whoo hoo!

Just slip in through nostrils or mouth so they won't see ya comin' around,

Plus lots of room so anyone across town can get down and clown around.

Quality construction plus environmental protection non-toxic stuff means

You'll feel comfortable wearing no matter how often or briefy enough--PUFF!!

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