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"A Cut Above the Rest: The Body Hair Trimmer"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

This product made me feel so great, it was tough for me to wait.

I clicked the link below and my hair trimming woes ceased to date!

Body Hair Trimmer, the most lit trim of 'em all

With adjustable combs and LED lights, this trimmer is sure to enthrall!

Chorus:

It's IPX6 waterproof, runs quiet like a whisper!

Ceramic blades make you look sharp - no razor burn on your skin ever!

LED display with two speed settings - what more can you ask?

This Body Hair Trimmer has got it all; no need for any other task!

Verse 2:

Word up about that rechargeable battery – Simply dock it and get ready

To shave away—you know what I’m sayin'-- leave those nasty hairs behind beady!.

Perfectly easy cleaning in just seconds – there ain't nothing better than this trimmings

And did I mention its miraculous LED light!? It looks bright as Christmas wishes!!

Check it out!

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