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Review: "The Rock Shirt: A Perfect Fit for My Personality!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I never thought I would find such a perfect fit for my personality in the form of clothing until the second I laid eyes on this WWE Mens The Rock Shirt - The Brahma Bull Superstar Tee! From professional wrestling to life lessons, it's all perfectly encapsulated in one small piece of apparel and is great for anyone who loves WWE champion Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Best of all, the shirt fits me just like a glove – not too tight or loose but instead tailored exactly how I wanted it to fit (I'm 6'1" 160lbs so medium was perfect).

The crew neck design adds that extra bit of flair to my outfit, which always helps since people often mistake me for someone who works as an exotic dancer - let's me explain: My grandma got confused about what kind of job I actually do since she assumed wearing comfortable clothes meant stripping rather than working from home at freelance writing gigs. Anyways, long story short this "Superstar Tee" has been a lifesaver! 10/10 highly recommend!!

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