If you're looking for comedic relief,
Adams Pranks and Magic is what you seek.
Their Doggonit Fake Doggie Doo will make your friends shout "Woah!"
Doggonits texture and color adds to the mystique.
The joke will land whether your friend takes it with a pinch of salt,
With hilarious props they'll be in hysterics all-alt.
When using Adams Pranks and Magic don't forget the placement perfectly,
Your pals won't know what hit them; guaranteed an epic win!
It'll look real cause its molded by hand - but no fake smells, 'fraid not,
Let all their friends see the prankster feat when you've got the shot.
This classic novelty prank toy from Adams Pranks and Magic can make any day magical like never before;
Unreal results with real laughs - I'm telling ya this for sure!