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"Groovy Savior: Electric Groin Hair Trimmer Review"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

{Verse 1}

My electric groin trimmer cleans me up just right

It's an Amazon purchase that i’d recommend far and wide

Charge it up, unplugged and ready to go Electric Groin Hair Trimmer & Shaver for Men Bikini Trimmer Women Waterproof Body Hair Groomers, equipped with a LED light show

Ready to work wherever I go - Use wet or dry

{Chorus} What a groovy little savior, nothin' can deter her performance

My electric groin trimmer the best of sorts, cuts all hair down to length conformance

{Verse 2} Charge in ninety minutes supplies ninety more

Just use quickly push against the direction of hair flows galore You'll love seeing your 3 trim lengths (3mm/6mm/12mm) Who knew balls could look so neat without lowkey screams

{Chorus} What a groovy little savior what nothing can deter her performance

My electric groin trimmer the best of sorts, cuts all hair down to length conformance

{Outro} So if you're after convenience, rechargeable and clean

This Electric Groin Hair Trimmer is your perfect machine!

Check it out!

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