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"Funny Relaxation: Fairy's Gift Scented Candles" Review

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Let's all take a break, hear what I have to say

Got something that'll brighten your day

Fairy’s Gift scented candles are the real deal

They make great novelty gifts for everyone you know and feel.

This product has definitely got me hyped

Especially when I heard about its 50-hour light

Chorus:

It’s perfect for any occasion or celebration; colored in sweet sensations!

Gift it out with funny relaxation, these Fairy’s Gift candles provide motivation.

Verse 2:

If you buy them as a surprise they won't anticipate

With this unique scent plus the inner sponge mat,

They won't be ablaze if an accident

Make sure to get 100% soy wax full of delight

From your home, bedroom to even someone else's here tonight.

Let them wonder how it landed on their minds

And explore lavender cedar sage and sandalwood fragrances combined

Hosting Christmas, Bday or useful office supplies?

These cool ass presents will put smiles on people's eyes

Make friends and family beam from ear to ears

Get them Fairy's Gift Scented Candles, Nobody could steer clear!

Funny relaxation gifts can show some personalties too $$ like just last week one of my coworkers was given blue$$ he thought it was sooo cool cause written inside made him laugh $$ "My Last F*ck Oh Look..." lemme tell ya his face turned half !

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