(sung to "You're the One That I Want" from Grease)
I got that Wooden Spider Prank Box, got it on Amazon;
Tiny box with a big surprise, you should see what happens when they open those eyes!
The jump scare is top of the line, and sure to give your victims chills down their spine!
It's so much fun for friends and family - come get yourself some of this classic Halloween glee!
They won't know what hit 'em when that spider jumps up high.
It'll bring screams from adults too; especially if you can catch it on tape Oh my!
The prank never gets old no matter how many scares before - Classic practical joke built woodenly at your core
This little scream machine will have everyone thinking twice
So go buy one now - don't be slow or else you'll miss out tonight!