Chorus: Gather around and listen here and ye will hear, of a spider prank box so splendidly clear. A classic gag made for fun and joy, it'll give rise to a jump scare that you can deploy!
Verse 1: The gift I speak of is small yet mighty fierce, with realistic jumps from an Eight Legged Beast! An old classic come in new form - 'tis Wooden Spider Prank Box from Hauntlook's store.
Crafted by hand with a compact size fit, unleash the frightful jumping rubber bug bit. Arachnophobia at its best if folklore be true; capture your pranks on camera for friends year-round view! Wooden Spider Prank Box , perfect Halloween surprise never imagined before.
Chorus: Gather around and listen here and ye will hear, of a spider prank box so splendidly clear. A classic gag made for fun and joy, it'll give rise to a jump scare that you can deploy!
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Verse 2: Bring family together like never before; turn mischievous laughs into sweet yore. Put up your trickery no need or haste — make sure everyone remembers yo' terrifying taste.
"Tis the season for tricks & treatsof all kinds o’ spooks n’ trolls gets my eyes aglow!", said Grandma smiling wide as she opened her gift box full of surprises delight – Wooden Spider Prank 'twas sure to put another on this night!!! Witness thy prey run in fear while hightailin' after their shriek... ALL HAIL THE WOODEN SPIDER PRANK BOX FROM HAUNTLOOK!! It's Classic Gag Gift fun fer only $19.99... go get one t'day..and look out below!"
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