Verse 1
This Wooden Spider Prank Box is like a dream come true!
It's the perfect way to bring some scare and fun to you.
The classic gag gift will have friends and family in stitches,
And when they open it an eight-legged freak will give them twitches!
Chorus
You won't find this kind of craftsmanship any place else!
A Wooden Spider Prank Box that'll truly surprise everyone on yourself.
Put your homemade masterpiece atop the mantle with glee
And wait for the yelps of horror from all those who see!
Verse 2
No need to worry about taking up too much space,
Its clever compact design ensures there’s no trace.
But just remember to keep the camera primed and ready,
For when your friends open its doors they'll be plenty steady!
Chorus
You won't find this kind of craftsmanship any place else!
A Wooden Spider Prank Box that'll truly surprise everyone on yourself.
Put your homemade masterpiece atop the mantle with glee
And wait for the yelps of horror from all those who see!