(Sung to the tune of Toreador from Carmen)
Come one, come all and hear my tale,
Of a blanket that’s sure to make you feel hale!
It's this [ROKDUK Adults Thick Burritos Throw Blanket 380gsm 71 in Double Sided Premium Ultra Soft Flannel 5 Seconds Warming Large Round Taco Tortilla Food Blankets, Couch Sofa Bed 71"](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5TJV4WM?tag=absurdophile-20). And believe me it won’t fail!
For your family, for pets - can even wrap up like a burrito or chenille!
Oh so soft and oh so snug, it comes with ninety days full return satisfaction hubbub!
It is machine washable (cold water) too - care instructions are no fuss or ado!
How ‘bout an original gift? This tortilla blanket will get friends laughing pretty swift! To wear when traveling or snuggled on the couch - ROKDUK’s material design can do much vouch!! A double sided ultra soft flannel blend…will have your body warm at each and every end!! In five seconds flat you could be cocoonin'- Go grab yours now and ignore any loomin'!!!