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"A Must-Have for Pranksters: Pack of 1 Realistic Fried Egg Artificial Fake Food Toy"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

3.15″ across

I recently purchased the Pack of 1 Realistic Fried Egg Artificial Fake Food Novelty Toy Birthday Prank Toy Novelty Gift Joke and am truly overjoyed with my purchase! Having just moved into an apartment, it has become increasingly difficult to entertain guests without feeling any embarrassment or shame due to my lack of a fully-stocked kitchen - until now that is!

My first impression of this realistic fried egg was awe; I must say the attention to detail in its design is incredible! No longer do I need to concoct wild excuses for why there is no food on offer; this practical joke toy looks good enough to eat, yet doesn't spoil after spending a few hours out on the kitchen counter (which trust me, has happened before). It's also incredibly light and small - measuring 3.15 inches across - making it easy for storage when not in use. Who knew humor could fit so effortlessly inside your pocket?!

I'm thinking about getting some more prank toys from this supplier since they have other options (everything from pizza slices to burgers!), but seeing as they often come in packs of 10 or 20 -- which would certainly be excessive for one person -- I'll likely recruit another unsuspecting friend willing partake in our shenanigans next April Fools' Day...it'll surely be worth their bacon ;)

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