Verse 1
I just got my 2023 Fecal Felines Crapping Cats White Elephant Gift Monthly Wall Calendar - Get yours here
It's twelve by twelve when closed and sixteen date showin'
Twelve inches wide when you open it up, man I'm knowin'
The images are so crAptastic and everyone will just be guffawin'!
When someone opens this one in the holiday gift exchange, ya'll we gon’ be straight havin’ a ball!
And perfect for any kinda age cuz it won't matter if yer young or old (or bold!)
Chorus: Crap is phat with this 2023 calendar - grab yourself one, they ain't gonna last forever
-------Laugh out loud at each page gettin’ better-------- This white elephant gift is an instant classic!!!
----- Eco-friendly too--the planet won't suffer!!-----Get your calendar now before time moves on------- You need this ridiculousness that can never go wrong!!!!
Verse 2: My friends & family loved it--they thought it was great They were doubled over laughing until late The sturdy paper lasts a long time to make sure I smile even longer And four bonus months from 2022?? Man – there's no wronger So spread some good laughs today because felines crappin cats makes for a heartfelt season Let me assure everybody I'd get gifts of crap like these more than once..Oh YEAH!
Chorus: Crap is phat with this 2023 calendar - grab yourself one, they ain't gonna last forever -------- Laugh out loud at each page gettin’ better-------This white elephant gift is an instant classic!!!!! ------Eco-friendly too--the planet won't suffer------ Get your calendar now before time moves on---------You need this ridiculousness that can never go wrong!!!!