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"A's Body Trimmer: No Hassle, Precision Grooming!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Feelin' hairy, where the man balls go?

Best believe I'm lookin for a show

Gettin' low - dog, need to groom below?

Time for a new solution - check it out! Body Trimmer from A

My boys say "No more nicks and cuts"

So they can keep their magic stuff

A trimmer that'll stay around 'cause

It's rust proof plus IPX7 waterproof sound

Chorus: Who's got the best of business in town? (A!)

Keeps your trim clean with no hassle down (A!)

Keep your personal hygiene tight like lace (A!) And protect your most precious place!

Verse 2: Get times six speed with every time you use it And LED light help you find what needs cuttin' Don't mess up my favorite parts—my ceramic blades will stay sharp forever A twenty four seven support team ensure I never worry ever With replaceable blades if my precision control gets blurry Never be scared of unprotected shaving horror stories

Chorus: Who's got the best of business in town? (A!) Keeps your trim clean with no hassle down (A!) Keep your personal hygiene tight like lace(A) And protect yo most precious place!

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