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"High Quality Pranking with HUJIU Fake Poop and Roach Pranks"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I was searching for a prank, an enemy to revenge,

Something wild and crazy I could make 'em feel!

My luck changed when I found HUJIU's collection of dread -

Fake poop and fake roaches that'd be sure to yield.

Chorus:

So try out the HUJIU Fake Poop and Roach Pranks; they're really quite perfecto!

It doesn't matter if it’s Halloween or April Fool’s Day; wreak havoc wherever ya go!

Verse 2:

The quality is excellent, trust me my friend...trusty as can be -

You'll have no worries 'bout use again and again!

The shape like the real deal plus this product has such zeal -

My friends are gawking been fooled by these little fakes in disbelief.

Chorus:

So try out the HUJIU Fake Poop and Roach Pranks; they're really quite perfecto !It doesn't matter if it's Halloween or April Fool’s Day; wreak havoc wherever ya go !

Bridge:

Spread joy -- just not with some toy-- improve your pranking skills galore with this high qaulity set from HUJIU now more than ever before!!

Chorus X2: So try out the HUJIU Fake Poop and Roach Pranks; they're really quite perfecto !It doesn't matter if it's Halloween or April Fool’s Day ;Wreak Havoc Wherever Ya Go!!!

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