Chorus:
Let me introduce you to Sorry No Hablo Fuctardo,
It's a mug that makes my coffee wish come true!
Friends have laughed and coworkers have cheered,
Now they all can't wait for more of this novelty beer.
Verse 1:
I got the perfect gift for every occasion,
My family and friends had me send in an application.
The only one I wanted was the “Sorry No Hablo Fuctardo”
Mug from Amazon—link here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08PS4WWQ1?tag=absurdophile-20
So safe an' durable with lead free printin', Sip your hot or cold drinks in months neverendin'.
All ergonomically designed with a large capacity handle, Yeah it looks good too when hold steady on the table!
Verse 2 : None expected yet they saw it as que rico!, I'm just a humble giver like St Nicolas!
Everyone around started snickering away exclaiming "That joke is so funny!" every single day Me boring old office suddenly not anymore Yup it's clear whyit white elephant gifts galore
Everybody likes its humorous pattern phrase It gives humor even if given out of phase We sure do appreciate this comical delight Our guffaws and chuckles echo throughout day & night
Chorus: Let me introduce you to Sorry No Hableo Fuctado
It's a mug that makes my coffee wish come true
Friends have laughed and coworkers have cheered Now they all can't wait for more of this novelty beer