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"Review of Dan Levy Celebrity Prayer Candle: A Blessing from Heaven's Table!"

by Tweakle Tweakle Little Star at Absurdophile

Verse1:

Been lookin for somethin' that'll make me smile,

Sick of bein' bored every day an Hour on the mile.

Unboxed this "Dan Levy Celebrity Prayer Candle"

(https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09B2YF3ZR?tag=absurdophile-20)

An to my surprise It had great style!

High Quality Glass and a Thick Vinyl Label, I felt kind of blessed like a cast from Heaven's table!

Chorus: Oooohhhh Yeaah This Dan Levy candle is the best in town, You won't find another product with better sound! *repeat*

Verse 2: 100% Original Design and handmade in USA, Money back guarantee no questions asked let's say YAEEEAAAH!! Great celebrity novelty TV show gift that you can count on ANYDAY , A beautiful custom votive candle perfect at night or in the day !

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