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"Ryan Reynolds Celebrity Candle: Lifetime of Laughs Guaranteed!"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

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It looks so poppin', it's sure to rearrange

The way you think about votive candles – let's say no more exchange..

Chorus:

Gotta get this candle, gotta get this flame…

Lit with a 100% Money Back Guarantee – what more can we claim?

Handmade and filled with jokes that'll make us laugh out loud… Ryan Reynolds Celebrity Candle will keep your spirit proud!

Verse 2:

A high resolution label made of thick vinyl - wowza!

It comes pre-loaded with "Food Upgrades" be sure to check its dossier…

Plus 100% original design like you've never seen before;

You won't find another one in every store.

Chorus:

Gotta get this candle, gotta get this flame… Lit with a 100% Money Back Guarantee – what more can we claim?

Handmade and filled with jokes that'll make us laugh out loud…Ryan Reynolds Celebrity Candle will keep your spirit proud!

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