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"Rock Out with The Rock: Review of Dwayne Johnson's Fast and Furious 8 Sign Decor"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

Chorus:

Dwayne Johnson The Rock, Fast Furious 8 is da key,

Ye gotta have this legendary metal novelty!

Put it on yo' wall, at home or in a store,

Ya can't ignore the bless of this sign decor! 🤩🤩🤩

Verse 1:

Me and my pals spotted the sign by chance o'er yonder way,

We couldn't believe how cool it looked that day; Made from hard but light metal for safety assurance, Waterproof makes it ideal for any occasion.

Pulled out our tools to hang up wit no delay; Wonderful details gave all of us jubilation – Yeath Lordy!!

It's proper size wrought happiness untold; Had pre-drilled holes made things easy to hold.

Chorus:

Dwayne Johnson The Rock fast furious 8 lockin' dah door Take a look at this retro metal art galore! Put dem blessings in yo' pubs and hot bars right now Find dat smile 'cause dis up dere'll bring ya a wow!! 💥💥💥

Verse 2: Now I be sittin real proud when I recall Those rare times when the show got intense an was bald Berefriended forever with laughter express With an unmistakeable display of hilarity Bless ya classy taste fer only unique gifts Diwn chrome layer provide strudiness n shifts Standard border leavin no worries behind Let's take sum refreshments an let loose your mind Chorus : Dwayne Johnson The Rock fast furious eight kickin’ glass Tell them why cha rollin’ wit dis mighty class Embrace de future wit vivid signs on walls Create that epic party barely makin calls !! 🎉🎊 Here comes da rockness !

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