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"Light Up Your Life with the Famous Actor Celebrity Prayer Candle!"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

I'm gonna light this candle, it's the hottest thing on Amazon

It's a Famous Actor Celebrity Prayer Candle, check out that link right there

Glow like you're nothin' else but magnificent divinely lit super stars

Ain't no other gift quite as unique, 'cuz this 8" glass votive will rock your bars

High quality and precious too, your fam will thank you for being thoughtful

A wise choice in gifts - don't stress about thanking me later I'll be just fine with jolly goodwill!

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