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"JUST FUNKY Wheel of Fortune: Spin the Wheel & Win a Prize!" Review

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

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Spin the Wheel, Win a Prize!

This fleece blanket fit for kings, is amazing by everyone's eyes!

It's large and soft and oh so warm, perfect to keep out all the storms.

With this amazing wheel of fortune lookin' cute in your home. JUST FUNKY Wheel of Fortune Spin Wheel Soft Fleece Round Throw Blanket it'll make you feel like you won the show, even from your sofa throne!

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A must have for any fan of shows like Jeopardy & Wheel of Fortune

And if ya wanna cuddle up with Pat n Vanna on Sunday morn'n

Wrap yourself up with dollar signs that just may help ya score some dough

(oh!)

(YEAH!)

Get cozy with yer fam', now that 'Free Play' has blessed yer fam'

Thanks ta JUST FUNKY's spin wheel throw there's no need ta scram'.

It measures at fifty nine inches which makes enough room fer two

Wrap em tight while they get entertained by somethin new

Or chit chat bout what puzzles could be in between commercials too

This round plush warmth sure will take away those winter blues!!

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The blankets made from 100% polyester

With designs featuring prizes from a bank ta bankrupt tokens

So go ahead unleash yer feels as you settle down fer nap time

C'mon tighten them strings n havin fun as we rap in rhyme!!!

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